Video: Dear Penis

Video: Titties & Beer

A Woman’s Creed

My wife emailed this to me.  This is sooo fucking true!

Live your life in such a way that

when your feet hit the floor in the morning,

Satan shudders & says…

‘Oh shit…she’s awake!!’

Prison Video of the Week: Prison Bitch

From the comedy genius of the Bob and Tom show….The first time I ever heard this song I was working at the Michigan Reformatory on the night shift in a Segregation/Detention Unit (Max Security).  I played it over the intercom for the convicts.  They thought it was hilarious and they thought I was a crazy son of a bitch for playing it.

Hot Babe of the Week

I hear her voice everymoring on the radio while I’m driving to work.  I’ve been listening to her and the rest of the cast of the Bob and Tom show for 12 yrs…………….Kristi Lee!

Kristi Lee is the longtime news director of the nationally syndicated radio show The Bob & Tom Show and is responsible for delivering newscasts of various headlines (which are often used for humorous takeoffs) during the show.

Lee often hosts or participates in Bob and Tom Radio: The Comedy Tour shows. She is the divorced mother of two daughters.

All you guys, show your wood and salute our Hot Babe of the Week, Kristi Lee!

Cunt Of The Week

Gas prices going up and up everyday and this fucking cunt has this to say about offshore drilling here in the United States:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Thursday shut the door on expanding oil and gas drilling beyond areas that have already been approved for energy exploration, drawing a clear distinction from her counterparts in charge of the Senate.

“This call for drilling in areas that are protected is a hoax, it’s an absolute hoax on the part of the Republicans and this administration” Pelosi said at her weekly press conference. “It’s a decoy to punt your attention away from the fact that their policies have produced $4-a-gallon gasoline.”

Pelosi’s stand may put her at odds with a growing number of members of the Democratic Caucus who have been moving toward possible compromises with Republicans on ways to expand domestic energy production actually seen an offshore oil rig and believe them to be real.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) on Wednesday told reporters that expanded offshore drilling is not off the table, and that Democrats will take a look at whether states should be able to choose to drill off their coasts. “I’m not knee-jerk-opposed to anything,” Reid said.

Will someone in Congress please strap on a set of balls, walk up to this CUNT and deliver her the Bitch Slap from hell?

In the meantime, in her home town of San Fran Freako, murder is up, illegal aliens have a refuge, and queers are butt slamming each other on every street corner and in the parks in front of children and families but by god, the caribou are thriving and the fish are swimming thanks to cock suckers like Pelosi and Reid who themselves are sucking up to the middle eastern terror supporting douchebags.

Video: My Enormous Penis

Video: The Feminine Hygiene Song

Rodney Carrington: Show Them To Me

Greatest T-Shirt Ever: Obama’s A Pussy

Buy them HERE

Obama Is A Pussy

Obama's A Pussy

Who said more the a hand full is a waste?

Message to Michelle Obama

Barack Hussein Obama said his wife is off limits….I love a challange.

I think this cums across loud and clear.

Memorial Day Classic!

Today is the Indy 500!  That means fast cars and of course hot Indy babe Danica Patrick!

Red Wings Win 4-0!

In the Stanley Cup Finals, The Detroit Red Wings shut out the Pittsburgh Penguins 4-0 in the first game!

From the Associated (with terrorists) Press:

DETROIT (AP) — It’s no surprise the Detroit Red Wings have a Swede to thank for a prime-time performance, but Mikael Samuelsson? The demoted forward busted out of a slump with two goals, and Chris Osgood stifled the Pittsburgh Penguins’ young and talented stable of forwards with 19 saves to lift the Red Wings to a 4-0 victory in the opening game of the Stanley Cup finals on Saturday night.

Samuelsson doubled his playoff goal total with two in the biggest game of his five-season NHL career. He had been dropped to Detroit’s third line earlier in the playoffs and had posted only two assists since his two-goal outburst on May 1.

Johnny Cash Video: That Ragged Old Flag

Dedicated to American Veterans living and deceased!  They gave their lives so that we can be free!

Tracy Byrd Video: The Truth About Men

I think that this song says it all!

Slang Words For Breasts

Did you know that they’re over 200 different words to describe the female breast?

Air Bags

Arm Rests

Ballermen

Balloons

Balongas

Barackas

Bass Drums

Bazongas

Bazookas

Bazooms

Big-ones

Big ‘Uns

Binoculars

Bodacious Ta-Ta’s

Bongos

Boobies

Booblets (for small ones)

Boobs

Boulders

Bouncers………more below the fold…..(Get it?)

Latina Heat: Salma Hayek

This is perhaps one of the most classy and beautiful leading ladies in all of Hollywood right now.

Starring in movies such as “Fools Rush In” and with Antonio Banderas in “Desperado”, and just having a baby recently, she proves time and time again that Sexy doesn’t have to mean tacky

Dangerous curves and smart as hell……….Salma Hayek

Friday Night Party Song: Wasn’t That A Party

From the IRISH ROVERS: Wasn’t That A Party!

New Name: Warm Beer & Cold Pizza

Guys….Remember the good ole days when you had your own place?  Before some woman came into the picture and cleaned you and your pad up?  Remember waking up in that tattered old recliner hung over from the night before while some bitch whose name you do not know is naked sleeping in your bed?  Sitting on the table next to your overflowing ashtray is a plate with a peice of dried cold pizza and a half full can of beer that is now warm.  Remember that?  Remember reaching over and eating that cold pizza and drinking that warm beer?  Breakfast of Champions!

Warm Beer & Cold Pizza!  Man food.

Qualities I Look For In A Woman

It’s quite simple, I have a total of three, count them 3 main qualities I look for in a woman.

1. No Teeth (think about it)

2. No Voice (Obvious reasons)

And finally, drum roll please………………………………….

3. A Flat Head (somewhere to set my beer)

Who could ask for anything more?