Rodney Carrington: Show Them To Me

Memorial Day Classic!

Today is the Indy 500!  That means fast cars and of course hot Indy babe Danica Patrick!

Slang Words For Breasts

Did you know that they’re over 200 different words to describe the female breast?

Air Bags

Arm Rests

Ballermen

Balloons

Balongas

Barackas

Bass Drums

Bazongas

Bazookas

Bazooms

Big-ones

Big ‘Uns

Binoculars

Bodacious Ta-Ta’s

Bongos

Boobies

Booblets (for small ones)

Boobs

Boulders

Bouncers………more below the fold…..(Get it?)

Latina Heat: Salma Hayek

This is perhaps one of the most classy and beautiful leading ladies in all of Hollywood right now.

Starring in movies such as “Fools Rush In” and with Antonio Banderas in “Desperado”, and just having a baby recently, she proves time and time again that Sexy doesn’t have to mean tacky

Dangerous curves and smart as hell……….Salma Hayek

Qualities I Look For In A Woman

It’s quite simple, I have a total of three, count them 3 main qualities I look for in a woman.

1. No Teeth (think about it)

2. No Voice (Obvious reasons)

And finally, drum roll please………………………………….

3. A Flat Head (somewhere to set my beer)

Who could ask for anything more?

NCIS: Ziva David MOSSAD Hottie!

I know she’s simply a character from a tv show, but DAMN!  First and foremost, she’s Jewish, she kicks ass, and she is hot as hell!

Her backstory/what we know:

• Ziva’s father is Deputy Director David of Mossad. Ziva is also known to have been the control officer for Ari Haswari who killed Kate. Ari was Ziva’s half-brother. Ziva was also an assassin for Mossad in Israel. Ari’s story that her father set up the bombing of Ari’s mother in Gaza, thus ensuring Ari’s abiding hatred, disturbs Ziva so much that she cannot stay around her father or Mossad. Jenny has arranged a secondment of her to NCIS for an indefinite period. As far as Mossad is concerned, Gibbs killed Ari and, for Ziva to stay safe, the secret that Ziva actually pulled the trigger must stay secret.
• She did 6 months in England prior to working in America: it is her excuse for driving on the left instead of the right, when driving the van back to NCIS HQ in Silver War.
• She worked in Cairo, Egypt with Jenny, saving Jenny’s life (as Jenny tells Gibbs in Kill Ari 2).
• She is excellent at collecting “intel” (intelligence data) that leads to successful ‘eliminations of target’. She does not expect to grow old in her job: she points out to Gibbs in Kill Ari that, although to Gibbs she is young to be Ari’s handler, the older agents are usually dead.
• Her family all work for Mossad but it is not compulsory. Ziva’s motivation was from the death of her sister in a bombing: “she was 16 years old and the best of us“. (EDIT: Ziva also says she was Mossad “long before Tali’s death” indicating that wasn’t the reason she joined.)

Indy Hottie Built 4 Speed On Dangerous Curves

Danica Patrick, need I say more?

Mens Rules For Women

Ladies….Read them, learn them, know them, and above all else………..Live them!

Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us whining about you leaving it down.

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Saturday = Sports

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don’t remember dates. Mark them on a calendar and remind us frequently.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Check your oil! Please.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We refuse to answer that question anymore.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us look. It doesn’t hurt anyone, to look. And for us, its genetic.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

ALL men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.

We are not mind readers and we never will be.

If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will believe you.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together. No, it doesn’t matter which quiz.

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.

Welcome Guys!

I wanted a blog that was more then political & not politically correct.  Todays society in America has been imasculating men for the sake of diversity and political correctness.  I want men to reclaim their testicles and declare to the world that we are men.  We Burp, We Fart, We Scratch Ourselves!  We like Beer, Bacon, & Bimbos.  Fast cars, fast women, dirty jokes, porn, guns,  and the noises our own bodies make. 

This blog is to celebrate everything that is Man!