From the comedy genius of the Bob and Tom show….The first time I ever heard this song I was working at the Michigan Reformatory on the night shift in a Segregation/Detention Unit (Max Security).  I played it over the intercom for the convicts.  They thought it was hilarious and they thought I was a crazy son of a bitch for playing it.

I hear her voice everymoring on the radio while I’m driving to work.  I’ve been listening to her and the rest of the cast of the Bob and Tom show for 12 yrs…………….Kristi Lee!

Kristi Lee is the longtime news director of the nationally syndicated radio show The Bob & Tom Show and is responsible for delivering newscasts of various headlines (which are often used for humorous takeoffs) during the show.

Lee often hosts or participates in Bob and Tom Radio: The Comedy Tour shows. She is the divorced mother of two daughters.

All you guys, show your wood and salute our Hot Babe of the Week, Kristi Lee!

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Obama Is A Pussy

Obama's A Pussy

Who said more the a hand full is a waste?

Today is the Indy 500!  That means fast cars and of course hot Indy babe Danica Patrick!

Did you know that they’re over 200 different words to describe the female breast?

Air Bags

Arm Rests

Ballermen

Balloons

Balongas

Barackas

Bass Drums

Bazongas

Bazookas

Bazooms

Big-ones

Big ‘Uns

Binoculars

Bodacious Ta-Ta’s

Bongos

Boobies

Booblets (for small ones)

Boobs

Boulders

Bouncers………more below the fold…..(Get it?)

Bouncing Betties

Breakfast, dinner and everything in between

Breasts

Breastisists

Cabbobbas

Cajungas

Cantelopes

Chest

Chestnuts

Chi Chi’s

Chickies

Coconuts

Conversation Pieces

Crowd Pleasers

Cum Recepticles

Cupcakes

Deals

Dick Squeezers

Dingers

Dual Air Bags

Dueling Banjos

Ear Warmers

Entertainment

Erotic Volcanos

Flesh Pillows

Flippers

Floaters

Flotation Devices

Fog Lights

French Horns

Fried Eggs

Fun Bags

Gifts

Golden Bozos

Guns

Guzzongas

Hand Warmers

Headlights

Heavens in your hands

Heaves o’ Heavan

Hills

Hogans

Honkers

Hooters

Incentives

Jigglers

Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time)

Jobblies

Joy Buzzers

Jugoombies

Jugs

Jumblies

Knobs

Lactation Stations

Lefty & Righty

Lil ‘Uns

Lolas

Lollipops

Love Humps

Love Muffins

Lunch Trays

Kittens

Magic Mountains

Mammaries

Mammery Cannons

Massive Melons

Melons

Milk Jugs

Milk Wagons

Missles

Mosquito Bites

Mounds

Mountains

Mountains of Love

Mountains of Perfection

Muffins

Nay-Nays

Nipple Cushions

Nockers

Non-Dairy Creamers

Nugens

Pacifiers

Pair

Party Favors

Party Hats

Peaks

Penis Pillows

Penis Pleasers

Penis Warmers

Pillows

Pints

Play Toys

Puppies

Purple People Eaters

Quicker Sticker Uppers

Rack

Radio Dials

Recliners

Riding Handles

Ripe Flesh

Rocky Mountains

Set

Smarties

Snack Trays

Stacks

Stoobs

Squeezables

Sweater Kittens

Taters

Thingys

Tits

Titymackers

Tomatoes

Tonkers

Torpedoes

Tracks o’ land

Twangers

Twin Peaks

Twins

Warheads

Wazoos

Weapons

Whammies

Whoahs

Whoppers

Window Displays

Winnebago’s

Wobblers

Woffers

Yaboos

Yazoos

Yummys

Zambonies

ZepplinPhrases:

Brothers (As in: “Here comes Suzi and her brothers”)

Midgets (As in: “Looks like she’s hiding some midgets in her shirt”)

“Nice set of lungs”

Punks (As in: “what did you do last nigt? — I got up on dem PUNKS!”)Foreign:

Azeem

Babbenutter

Babser

Baghylerhåndtag

Ballamaenner

Bergerner

Charakter

Delis

Duttln

Familienjuwelen

Geraete

Gomas

Holz vor der Huette

Jader

Jordi

Moerderteile

Möpse

Nawgs

Nichons

Norks

Ohren

Otises

Pai

Pakkenusser

Patter

Pechonos

Peitos

Pramme

Pukler

Quarktaschen

Quasteln

Schleuche

Stoßdämpfer

Tetas

Tetotas

Titten

VusiOriginal:

Breakfast of Champions

Burgeoning Aspices

God’s gift to men

Proffered Fruit

Silken Swells

Swelling Flesh

Swollen Bounties

Tantalizing Offers

Warm, Heavy weights

A Reason to Talk to Women

A Reason to Live

This is perhaps one of the most classy and beautiful leading ladies in all of Hollywood right now.

Starring in movies such as “Fools Rush In” and with Antonio Banderas in “Desperado”, and just having a baby recently, she proves time and time again that Sexy doesn’t have to mean tacky

Dangerous curves and smart as hell……….Salma Hayek

It’s quite simple, I have a total of three, count them 3 main qualities I look for in a woman.

1. No Teeth (think about it)

2. No Voice (Obvious reasons)

And finally, drum roll please………………………………….

3. A Flat Head (somewhere to set my beer)

Who could ask for anything more?

I was not a huge Gwyneth Paltrow fan till I saw her portray Pepper Potts in the new movie IRON MAN.  I admit, I have a weakness for redheads and had she not dyed her hair, I probably would not have been so turned on, but she put a rise in my Levi’s with her latest role.

With all that aside, Iron Man is perhaps the Guy Film of the year for 2008.  It has everything a guy needs in a movie.  A hero, a hot babe, fast cars and lots of shit getting blown up!  The new Indiana Jones film will have big shoes to fill to beat Iron Man as blockbuster of the year for men.