Memorial Day Classic!

Today is the Indy 500!  That means fast cars and of course hot Indy babe Danica Patrick!

Tracy Byrd Video: The Truth About Men

I think that this song says it all!

Friday Night Party Song: Wasn’t That A Party

From the IRISH ROVERS: Wasn’t That A Party!

Iron Man Hottie

I was not a huge Gwyneth Paltrow fan till I saw her portray Pepper Potts in the new movie IRON MAN.  I admit, I have a weakness for redheads and had she not dyed her hair, I probably would not have been so turned on, but she put a rise in my Levi’s with her latest role.

With all that aside, Iron Man is perhaps the Guy Film of the year for 2008.  It has everything a guy needs in a movie.  A hero, a hot babe, fast cars and lots of shit getting blown up!  The new Indiana Jones film will have big shoes to fill to beat Iron Man as blockbuster of the year for men.

NASCAR HAS LOST ITS BALLS

I am a huge NASCAR fan, but I have grown tired of the way NASCAR officials have gone out of their way to immasculate the drivers.  What ever happend to the good ole days when hotter heads prevailed and some good ole boys went toe to toe off track over the on track action?

Remember after Richard Petty claimed a surprising victory in the 1979 Daytona 500, Donnie Allison, brother Bobby Allison and Cale Yarborough had a backstretch slugfest that CBS captured for everyone to see.

They punched, kicked, choked and slung helmets at each other, ending the telecast with one of the wildest fights in NASCAR history.

I wish NASCAR would let guys like Tony Stewart, Kevin Harvick, and Robby Gordon off their leashes and let em go at it like the old days.  This Politically Correct bullshit of warm and fuzzy feel good crap is really boring me to death.

In the meantime, let’s take a trip down memory lane to 1979 when men were men and race car drivers kicked ass!

Indy Hottie Built 4 Speed On Dangerous Curves

Danica Patrick, need I say more?

Mens Rules For Women

Ladies….Read them, learn them, know them, and above all else………..Live them!

Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us whining about you leaving it down.

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Saturday = Sports

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don’t remember dates. Mark them on a calendar and remind us frequently.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Check your oil! Please.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We refuse to answer that question anymore.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us look. It doesn’t hurt anyone, to look. And for us, its genetic.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

ALL men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.

We are not mind readers and we never will be.

If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will believe you.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together. No, it doesn’t matter which quiz.

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.

Welcome Guys!

I wanted a blog that was more then political & not politically correct.  Todays society in America has been imasculating men for the sake of diversity and political correctness.  I want men to reclaim their testicles and declare to the world that we are men.  We Burp, We Fart, We Scratch Ourselves!  We like Beer, Bacon, & Bimbos.  Fast cars, fast women, dirty jokes, porn, guns,  and the noises our own bodies make. 

This blog is to celebrate everything that is Man!