My wife emailed this to me.  This is sooo fucking true!

Live your life in such a way that

when your feet hit the floor in the morning,

Satan shudders & says…

‘Oh shit…she’s awake!!’

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From the comedy genius of the Bob and Tom show….The first time I ever heard this song I was working at the Michigan Reformatory on the night shift in a Segregation/Detention Unit (Max Security).  I played it over the intercom for the convicts.  They thought it was hilarious and they thought I was a crazy son of a bitch for playing it.

I hear her voice everymoring on the radio while I’m driving to work.  I’ve been listening to her and the rest of the cast of the Bob and Tom show for 12 yrs…………….Kristi Lee!

Kristi Lee is the longtime news director of the nationally syndicated radio show The Bob & Tom Show and is responsible for delivering newscasts of various headlines (which are often used for humorous takeoffs) during the show.

Lee often hosts or participates in Bob and Tom Radio: The Comedy Tour shows. She is the divorced mother of two daughters.

All you guys, show your wood and salute our Hot Babe of the Week, Kristi Lee!

Gas prices going up and up everyday and this fucking cunt has this to say about offshore drilling here in the United States:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Thursday shut the door on expanding oil and gas drilling beyond areas that have already been approved for energy exploration, drawing a clear distinction from her counterparts in charge of the Senate.

“This call for drilling in areas that are protected is a hoax, it’s an absolute hoax on the part of the Republicans and this administration” Pelosi said at her weekly press conference. “It’s a decoy to punt your attention away from the fact that their policies have produced $4-a-gallon gasoline.”

Pelosi’s stand may put her at odds with a growing number of members of the Democratic Caucus who have been moving toward possible compromises with Republicans on ways to expand domestic energy production actually seen an offshore oil rig and believe them to be real.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) on Wednesday told reporters that expanded offshore drilling is not off the table, and that Democrats will take a look at whether states should be able to choose to drill off their coasts. “I’m not knee-jerk-opposed to anything,” Reid said.

Will someone in Congress please strap on a set of balls, walk up to this CUNT and deliver her the Bitch Slap from hell?

In the meantime, in her home town of San Fran Freako, murder is up, illegal aliens have a refuge, and queers are butt slamming each other on every street corner and in the parks in front of children and families but by god, the caribou are thriving and the fish are swimming thanks to cock suckers like Pelosi and Reid who themselves are sucking up to the middle eastern terror supporting douchebags.

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