Tracy Byrd Video: The Truth About Men

I think that this song says it all!

Friday Night Party Song: Wasn’t That A Party

From the IRISH ROVERS: Wasn’t That A Party!

New Name: Warm Beer & Cold Pizza

Guys….Remember the good ole days when you had your own place?  Before some woman came into the picture and cleaned you and your pad up?  Remember waking up in that tattered old recliner hung over from the night before while some bitch whose name you do not know is naked sleeping in your bed?  Sitting on the table next to your overflowing ashtray is a plate with a peice of dried cold pizza and a half full can of beer that is now warm.  Remember that?  Remember reaching over and eating that cold pizza and drinking that warm beer?  Breakfast of Champions!

Warm Beer & Cold Pizza!  Man food.

Qualities I Look For In A Woman

It’s quite simple, I have a total of three, count them 3 main qualities I look for in a woman.

1. No Teeth (think about it)

2. No Voice (Obvious reasons)

And finally, drum roll please………………………………….

3. A Flat Head (somewhere to set my beer)

Who could ask for anything more?

Welcome Guys!

I wanted a blog that was more then political & not politically correct.  Todays society in America has been imasculating men for the sake of diversity and political correctness.  I want men to reclaim their testicles and declare to the world that we are men.  We Burp, We Fart, We Scratch Ourselves!  We like Beer, Bacon, & Bimbos.  Fast cars, fast women, dirty jokes, porn, guns,  and the noises our own bodies make. 

This blog is to celebrate everything that is Man!